Funny and Interesting Search Phrases of 2010

by Christopher Yee on December 31, 2010

Happy new years eve!!!  Just a few more hours before the start of 2011 and I thought it’d be a great idea to showcase some of the top funny and interesting search phrases of 2010 for CafePress.

I had to sift through copious amounts of data to find them and even then I had a difficult time narrowing them down.  I love looking for these weird tidbits because they are always a nugget for a good laugh.  Moreover, it still boggles my mind on how people are able to find CafePress using search phrases that are totally unrelated to the business.

Without further delay – enjoy!


  • i don’t get drunk i get awesome
  • vietnam we were winning when i left
  • stop me before i volunteer again
  • get out of my way i’m fabulous coaster
  • ask me about my explosive diarrhea
  • zombie hunting permit
  • wine em dine em sixty nine em
  • i found jesus he was behind the couch
  • software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free
  • guns dont kill people dads with pretty daughters do

Most Interesting

  • cocaine is vitamins for hotel soap
  • it’s turtles all the way down
  • enslave tibet
  • jesus hates the cowboys
  • virtus junxit mors non separabit
  • girls dont poop
  • belgium doesn’t exist
  • coffee you can sleep when you’re dead
  • denver dumb friends league
  • what if the hokey pokey is what it’s all about

Unrelated to CafePress

  • book printing service
  • snakes common to virginia
  • free sex
  • owl porn
  • my grass is blue
  • i have to return some videotapes
  • obama’s last day in office
  • do not stare into laser with remaining good eye
  • medical disovories made by accident

Happy new years and good luck to all your endeavors of 2011!