Happy new years eve!!!  Just a few more hours before the start of 2011 and I thought it’d be a great idea to showcase some of the top funny and interesting search phrases of 2010 for CafePress.

I had to sift through copious amounts of data to find them and even then I had a difficult time narrowing them down.  I love looking for these weird tidbits because they are always a nugget for a good laugh.  Moreover, it still boggles my mind on how people are able to find CafePress using search phrases that are totally unrelated to the business.

Without further delay - enjoy!


  • i don’t get drunk i get awesome

  • vietnam we were winning when i left

  • stop me before i volunteer again

  • get out of my way i’m fabulous coaster

  • ask me about my explosive diarrhea

  • zombie hunting permit

  • wine em dine em sixty nine em

  • i found jesus he was behind the couch

  • software is like sex, it’s better when it’s free

  • guns dont kill people dads with pretty daughters do

Most Interesting

  • cocaine is vitamins for hotel soap

  • it’s turtles all the way down

  • enslave tibet

  • jesus hates the cowboys

  • virtus junxit mors non separabit

  • girls dont poop

  • belgium doesn’t exist

  • coffee you can sleep when you’re dead

  • denver dumb friends league

  • what if the hokey pokey is what it’s all about

Unrelated to CafePress

  • book printing service

  • snakes common to virginia

  • free sex

  • owl porn

  • my grass is blue

  • i have to return some videotapes

  • stephenking.com

  • obama’s last day in office

  • do not stare into laser with remaining good eye

  • medical disovories made by accident

Happy new years and good luck to all your endeavors of 2011!